25 and Older

Therapists are like vibrators … every woman over 25 should have one —whether they admit it or not!
...and my Mother said, "Karma's a bitch!"   My Stepfather answered, "Who's Karma?"
(Watching the movie, The Big Short, with my Mother) Mom: He's really cute; who is that? Me: Brad Pitt.
There's a light at the end of the tunnel ...and it's a train!
I like to sleep in and go to bed early.
You know you live in a small town when there is no one left to date but your ex-husband!
A writer will never stop writing. Only when there are no words left will the story end.
Being a writer is the greatest revenge. Not only can you "write" wrongs, but you also get the last WORD!
For a good time, call... someone else.
You don't have to wait for a New Year to start a new day.