25 and Older
HiccupsTherapists are like vibrators …
every woman over 25 should have one
—whether they admit it or not!
...and my Mother said,
"Karma's a bitch!"
My Stepfather answered,
"Who's Karma?"
(Watching the movie, The Big Short, with my Mother) Mom: He's really cute; who is that?
Me: Brad Pitt.
There's a light at the end of the tunnel
...and it's a train!
I like to sleep in
and
go to bed early.
You know you live in a small town when
there is no one left to date
but your ex-husband!
A writer will never stop writing.
Only when there are no words left
will the story end.
Being a writer is the greatest revenge.
Not only can you "write" wrongs,
but you also get the last WORD!
For a good time,
call...
someone else.