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Black Sheep Tries Bleach is an all-original collection of honest humor dealing with daily life and relatable situations. This book is the modern day survival guide for all who have struggled with life’s growing pains—and lived to laugh…

'BROKEN quotation' #7

One of my Home Health Aides confided: “I’ve thought about it all night, and I just can’t figure it out; how to you have sex with the pig?” Horrified, I immediately told her, “I do NOT have sex with Officer!” She explained that…

Calories Burned In 30 Minutes

Laughing = 40 Sex for a man = 100 Sex for a woman = 69 Banging your head against the wall = 75 A cold shower = 600 What have we learned? ...humor happens