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Black Sheep Tries Bleach is an all-original collection of honest humor dealing with daily life and relatable situations. This book is the modern day survival guide for all who have struggled with life’s growing pains—and lived to laugh…
I used to believe it was more romantic for a gentleman to pick me flowers instead of buying them.  Until one day when he showed up with my neighbor's newly planted Rhododendron bush...roots and all!
When life hands you lemons...Shit, I'm allergic to lemons!
To avoid unwarranted advances from a suitor, do as I do and start a fight with your imaginary friend over whom he thinks is prettier. If that doesn't do the trick, excuse yourself so they can be alone.