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Featured Black Sheep Tries Bleach is an all-original collection of honest humor dealing with daily life and relatable situations. This book is the modern day survival guide for all who have struggled with life’s growing pains—and lived to laugh…

(Watching the movie, The Big Short, with my Mother) Mom: He's really cute; who is that?
Me: Brad Pitt.

There's a light at the end of the tunnel
...and it's a train!

I like to sleep in
and
go to bed early.

You know you live in a small town when
there is no one left to date
but your ex-husband!

A writer will never stop writing.
Only when there are no words left
will the story end.

Being a writer is the greatest revenge.
Not only can you "write" wrongs,
but you also get the last WORD!

For a good time,
call...
someone else.

You don't have to wait for a New Year
to start a new day.

What doesn't kill you,
makes you wish it did!

When life throws a curve ball...duck!