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Black Sheep Tries Bleach is an all-original collection of honest humor dealing with daily life and relatable situations. This book is the modern day survival guide for all who have struggled with life’s growing pains—and lived to laugh…

'BROKEN quotation' #33

When I said I was going to 'make myself MORE comfortable', I doubt taking my casts off was what he had in mind.

'BROKEN quotation' #19

You know you haven't worked out in awhile when you have a spider living in your shoe!

'BROKEN quotation' #16

Since breaking both of my ankles, I've discovered some hidden abilities I never knew I possessed. During middle school I joined junior varsity basketball...and became the team's official 'Benchwarmer'. Yet, in my wheelchair, I'm 'Most Valuable…

'BROKEN quotation' #7

One of my Home Health Aides confided: “I’ve thought about it all night, and I just can’t figure it out; how to you have sex with the pig?” Horrified, I immediately told her, “I do NOT have sex with Officer!” She explained that…

'BROKEN quotation' #11

What comes after splat? I'll have to let you know.