It was Halloween night in the Chicago suburb of Arlington Heights. My great-uncle, a middle-aged man at the time, was home handing candy out to trick-or-treaters.
The doorbell sounded, he opened the door, and there stood a beautiful little…
Mrs. Martha Mount was a short and round, muumuu wearing, sixty-four year old Hebrew widow, with a scandalous reputation. Of the 1,801 citizens residing in the city of Lovelock, Nevada, Mrs. Mount was the most infamous. According to the Lovelock…
With so much negativity and turmoil in the world right now,
I thought I would share a “funny” to lighten things up.
Many of you know that I accepted my first book deal back in April,
and with its release date scheduled before the…
I had been having construction going on at my house and the final step was painting.
The painter showed up, assistant in tow, and began applying my chosen color samples to the wall.
I'm friendly, too friendly I've been told - which gets me in…
My mother is very good at multitasking. As we drive from Wisconsin to Florida, with a Portuguese Water Dog, a cat on Prozac, and mini pig with an oral fixation, I grab the Oh Shit handle as she spontaneously veers into the right lane. I…