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Black Sheep Tries Bleach is an all-original collection of honest humor dealing with daily life and relatable situations. This book is the modern day survival guide for all who have struggled with life’s growing pains—and lived to laugh…

#FML Moment 47

When you return home from vacation and your smart scale says, "unknown user". So, you check the Help section of the user guide which states, "You may have gained weight and your "smart" scale no longer recognizes you." FML!!! ...humor happ…

Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor...Your Blind, Your Hispanophones

I never considered the visually disabled when designing my logo. I am specifically referring to a commonly inherited, predominantly male, handicap know as color blindness. It only recently occurred to me when my logo, which contains the letters…

The Other Side of the Florida Line

You know you've entered the state of Florida when you see two things while loitering the highways.  For the 12 of you who have never navigated the Sunshine State, it's not palm trees and ocean views I'm speaking of. I'm talking about…

I'm An 80 Percenter!

Yesterday: I bought an ad to promote LeeVolpe.com.   I put in a short description of the site, added a picture, set the age range and category of interests, and voilà!  I can't tell you how excited I was...yesterday. Today: I logged…

I'm In The White Car Behind The Port-O-Potty

Great, so what does this mean?!   I know people experience déjà vu, bird poop and pennies (Lincoln up) are good luck; you've been told not to cross paths with a black cat - I don't know what it means when you live with one. However, since…

Welcome Back, Lee

As the day badgered its welcome on my semiconscious mind, I began to accept the reality of another day and opened my eyes.  First problem to greet me was my mascara from the night before had clumped and attached its Night Navy ass to my left…

Matthews vs. Lacy

I was visiting my favorite store in the Northwoods of Wisconsin, Packerland.  This is the place where all the true Packer fans go to load up on gear for the upcoming season. As I was making my pre-season purchases, two little boys between eight…

Up North #31

Only in Wisconsin...   can you watch the Packer game from your emergency room bed, while getting IV fluids for dehydration, with your physician belching outside your room from one too many brats! Gotta love the Northwoods   ...humor…

WENIS

In the backseat of my car today, my 14 year old niece and 12 year old nephew we're annoying each other, when my nephew informed me: "Mason is pulling my wenis!"   Lesson of the Day: the wenis is the extra skin on the elbow. Thank God! ...humor…

Gym Etiquette: 101

If you're a friendly, smiley person like myself then a word to the wise: check yourself at the door.  As I begin my workout in the "meat market", I try not to make eye contact with the males around me.  I'm not here to pick up anyone, as so…