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Black Sheep Tries Bleach is an all-original collection of honest humor dealing with daily life and relatable situations. This book is the modern day survival guide for all who have struggled with life’s growing pains—and lived to laugh…

25 and Older

Therapists are like vibrators … every woman over 25 should have one —whether they admit it or not!
...and my Mother said, "Karma's a bitch!"   My Stepfather answered, "Who's Karma?"
(Watching the movie, The Big Short, with my Mother) Mom: He's really cute; who is that? Me: Brad Pitt.
There's a light at the end of the tunnel ...and it's a train!
I like to sleep in and go to bed early.
You know you live in a small town when there is no one left to date but your ex-husband!
A writer will never stop writing. Only when there are no words left will the story end.
Being a writer is the greatest revenge. Not only can you "write" wrongs, but you also get the last WORD!
For a good time, call... someone else.
You don't have to wait for a New Year to start a new day.