Calories Burned In 30 Minutes
Laughing = 40
Sex for a man = 100
Sex for a woman = 69
Banging your head against the wall = 75
A cold shower = 600
What have we learned?
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I learned I need LOTS OF SEX
LOL
When has it ever taken a man 30 minutes?
…and why does a woman only burn 69 calories when she’s usually doing all the work?
If a woman is doing all the work, then something is wrong!
AMEN!
How many calories for having sex in a cold shower, while laughing in pleasure while your head is banged up against the wall?
Approx. 895 calories…
Does that include a cold shower for both of them? I think the total between the 2 participates would be something like 1600 . Not a bad way to burn some calories (minus the head banging) 🙂
@Lee I think most woman burn less calories during sex and love making than a man based on some biology and physics. Most women’s body mass is less than most other men’s body mass. Even though, the vast majority of our body mass is water, men have billions of more cells in their body than women. Each one of those cells needs more energy. This means most men burn more calories at rest then most women. I think that just extends mostly in a linear relationship to calorie burn during sex and love making. I agree, it is a little unfair.
MEN! ????
So there are situations where a woman’s physiology can be more advantageous. For example, based on physiology alone, women are probably better suited to be a fighter pilot who can resist blacking out under high g force load. The distance between the heart and the brain is less in shorter people. Women tend to be shorter than men so all else being equal a shorter woman should be able to resist g force induced loss of consciousness better than men 🙂