‘BROKEN quotation’ #7
One of my Home Health Aides confided:
“I’ve thought about it all night, and I just can’t figure it out; how to you have sex with the pig?”
Horrified, I immediately told her, “I do NOT have sex with Officer!”
She explained that with Officer being so protective of me, she didn’t know how I could “entertain”.
What a twit; I had two broken ankles and couldn’t get to the bathroom by myself.
The only entertaining I was interested in doing was with Ben and Jerry and an anti-inflammatory on top!
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