‘BROKEN quotation’ #16

Since breaking both of my ankles, I’ve discovered some hidden abilities I never knew I possessed.

During middle school I joined junior varsity basketball…and became the team’s official ‘Benchwarmer’.

Yet, in my wheelchair, I’m ‘Most Valuable Player’ & nicknamed ‘Lil Lebron’.

Also, I find it ludicrous that I’ve never been proficient at parallel parking, but in my chair I can turn on a dime and am more precise than a Volvo!

I’m like freakin’ Wonder Woman on wheels!